WOULD YOU RATHER…

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1. live in a tree OR on a boat? IN A TREE
2. be blind OR deaf? DEAF
3. have permanent clown face OR permanent clown clothes? PERMANENT CLOWN CLOTHES
4. have a third eye OR a third arm? THIRD ARM
5. be in constant pain OR have a constant itch? CONSTANT PAIN
6. be homeless OR live WITHOUT family and friends? HOMELESS
7. go without the internet OR a car for a month? INTERNET
8. live one life that lasts 1,000 years OR live 10 lives that last 100 years each? LIVE 10 LIVES
9. shit bricks OR puke slugs? SHIT BRICKS
10. use sandpaper as toilet paper OR use hot sauce as eye drops? SANDPAPER AS TOILET PAPER
11. eat healthy OR exercise regularly? EXERCISE REGULARLY
12. have a head the size of a tennis ball OR the size of a watermelon? WATERMELON
13. peel all your nails out of your fingers OR pull all the teeth out of your mouth? PEEL ALL MY NAILS
14. lose $1000 OR lose all of your phone contacts? PHONE CONTACTS
15. be really hairy OR completely bald? REALLY HAIRY
16. wear a snow suit in the desert OR be naked in Antarctica? WEAR A SNOW SUIT IN THE DESERT
17. have your body found on a pile of sex toys OR a pile of drugs? DRUGS
18. be a vampire OR a wizard? VAMPIRE
19. be in a real version of The Walking Dead OR Jurassic Park? THE WALKING DEAD
20. have the hiccups for the rest of your life OR always feel like you have to sneeze but not be able to? HICCUPS
21. go through a whole day with a very visible panty line OR with lipstick on your teeth? LIPSTICK ON MY TEETH
22. be gossiped about OR never talked about at all? BE GOSSIPED ABOUT
23. be stranded on an island alone OR with someone you hate? SOMEONE I HATE
24. eat posion ivy OR a handful of bumblebees? POISON IVY
25. end hunger OR hatred? HUNGER
26. have balls hang from your chin OR have a five inch tail that wags every time you get excited? A TAIL THAT WAGS
27. always get the first dibs OR the last laugh? LAST LAUGH
28. be born with an elephant trunk OR a giraffe neck? GIRAFFE NECK
29. smell like eggs when you burp OR have a green cloud appear when you fart? A GREEN CLOUD TO APPEAR
30. get even OR get over it? GET EVEN
31. be a dog named killer OR a cat name fluffy? DOG NAME KILLER
32. smell like poop and not know it OR constantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell? SMELL LIKE POOP

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